Dear IPod Nano,
I understand that your selling point was that you were so small you could fit anywhere. You've also proven to me that you're very good at the hiding part of this game. However, I would like to take you to PGH with me so I can listen to the rest of the Yarn Harlot book on tape I downloaded from Audible. Please......
(How did I misplace a bright Red IPod????????)
10 Min Later: I found him. He was making out with my Lucy Neatby DVD. He's been hanging around the middle schoolers too much recently.